Just whipped this up in the last half hour, sorry if anyone was hoping to hear about the odd character in the medicine cabinet, this is a new story line. Also going for the third person on the advice of one awesome Rachel.
Willa heard the front door close, assuming it meant she was in the clear from neighbor-time she shuffled back downstairs. “Willa, Willa-Bo-Billa!” boomed Evan as she rounded the second flight of stairs. Willa bit her lip before she yelled, “Oh Mother fucker!” in response to Evan’s unwelcome greeting. “Oh Evan, Hey!” Willa responded instead in her best
Stepford Stapleton wife voice as she reluctantly met the men in the kitchen. Evan grabbed Willa into a large bear hug as he shouted as if she was still on the second floor, “You guys are really saving our behinds tonight!” “We are?” Willa asked as she sent dagger eyes Fritz’ way. “Oh yeah,” Evan said, “our softball team, The Stapleton Swingers, we are tied for the neighborhood cup, this being our last regular game, we could make it to the championship. That of course was until both the Jacobson’s and Vaughn’s caught that bug that’s been going around with the kids, you know. If you guys wouldn’t have agreed to jump in tonight we would have had to forfeit. So yeah, you’ve saved all of our behinds.”